MAGICAL FUN SLEEPOVER PARTY

[weeabird]

[ Time to hang out on this set for a children's show and never sleep or eat fried chicken again. ]

[ Except Taka. Taka is still loving the fried chicken. ]

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[weeabird]

[suddenly almost bashful]

I am having... something of a moral dilemma.

[you might even say pre-emptively regretful]

[thefaceofjustice]

Moral dilemma? If it's a matter of justice, I would be happy to counsel you!

[weeabird]

...If there is someone here who has killed before, has recently attempted to take another life, and will almost certainly make the attempt again... what is the just action to take?

[thefaceofjustice]

.............

Look, Prosecutor Blackquill, I know you can be an intimidating guy, but I don't think anyone believes you're seriously threatening anyone's life with your swordless sword technique. It's playful assault at most!

[weeabird]

Tch. I did not come to you to be insulted!

[thefaceofjustice]

I thought it was a compliment...

[weeabird]

Urggh...

Never mind. I'll work this out on my own.

[turns away]

[thefaceofjustice]

Wait!

[Tries to grab his wrist. Or grab the big manacle in the way of his wrist.]

I want to help you!

[weeabird]

[stops and looks back at him]

Do you even understand what I'm saying, you blustering ninny?

[thefaceofjustice]

Let's just settle down over a nice paper cup of coffee and talk this out.

[weeabird]

...Don't forget the cardboard cup holders.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Goes on that fetch quest, and returns with a cup for each of them, then takes a seat on a colorful plush kid's sofa.]

Cream or sugar? [Offers packets of both.]

[weeabird]

A splash of cream will suffice.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Puts one cream in his. And dumps a lot of sugar into his own.]

So, about your moral dilemma...

[weeabird]

...It is as you say. There are those I can manipulate into complying, but my intimidation factor is insufficient to keep everyone here in check.

[thefaceofjustice]

You're talking about those noncompliant votes?

[weeabird]

Mm. I'm concerned for the others' safety.

[thefaceofjustice]

It is a grave injustice.

[Drinks his sugared coffee, without stirring it.]

What I'd really like to do is make a few arrests, clown and colonel included!

[weeabird]

That is not within our power.

Which begs the question... what, currently, is within our power?

[thefaceofjustice]

No one's gotten away with cheating...

So that leaves just voting, doesn't it?

[weeabird]

That's right. That's the only agency available to us right now.

[please for the love of god fool bright figure out what I'm vaguely hinting at]

[thefaceofjustice]

And that's your moral dilemma? I see... we need to take control of the second place vote, since it's happening anyway.

[weeabird]

...So you do understand.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Considers this like a very serious real detective. Slurps his sugar sludge coffee mix.]

......I think it's a good idea.

[weeabird]

I must admit, I am somewhat surprised.