MAGICAL FUN SLEEPOVER PARTY

[weeabird]

[ Time to hang out on this set for a children's show and never sleep or eat fried chicken again. ]

[ Except Taka. Taka is still loving the fried chicken. ]

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[thefaceofjustice]

.............

Look, Prosecutor Blackquill, I know you can be an intimidating guy, but I don't think anyone believes you're seriously threatening anyone's life with your swordless sword technique. It's playful assault at most!

[weeabird]

Tch. I did not come to you to be insulted!

[thefaceofjustice]

I thought it was a compliment...

[weeabird]

Urggh...

Never mind. I'll work this out on my own.

[turns away]

[thefaceofjustice]

Wait!

[Tries to grab his wrist. Or grab the big manacle in the way of his wrist.]

I want to help you!

[weeabird]

[stops and looks back at him]

Do you even understand what I'm saying, you blustering ninny?

[thefaceofjustice]

Let's just settle down over a nice paper cup of coffee and talk this out.

[weeabird]

...Don't forget the cardboard cup holders.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Goes on that fetch quest, and returns with a cup for each of them, then takes a seat on a colorful plush kid's sofa.]

Cream or sugar? [Offers packets of both.]

[weeabird]

A splash of cream will suffice.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Puts one cream in his. And dumps a lot of sugar into his own.]

So, about your moral dilemma...

[weeabird]

...It is as you say. There are those I can manipulate into complying, but my intimidation factor is insufficient to keep everyone here in check.

[thefaceofjustice]

You're talking about those noncompliant votes?

[weeabird]

Mm. I'm concerned for the others' safety.

[thefaceofjustice]

It is a grave injustice.

[Drinks his sugared coffee, without stirring it.]

What I'd really like to do is make a few arrests, clown and colonel included!

[weeabird]

That is not within our power.

Which begs the question... what, currently, is within our power?

[thefaceofjustice]

No one's gotten away with cheating...

So that leaves just voting, doesn't it?

[weeabird]

That's right. That's the only agency available to us right now.

[please for the love of god fool bright figure out what I'm vaguely hinting at]

[thefaceofjustice]

And that's your moral dilemma? I see... we need to take control of the second place vote, since it's happening anyway.

[weeabird]

...So you do understand.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Considers this like a very serious real detective. Slurps his sugar sludge coffee mix.]

......I think it's a good idea.

[weeabird]

I must admit, I am somewhat surprised.

[thefaceofjustice]

But you're a prosecutor, and you're talking about a killer. Many of the killers you had convicted in the past faced the death penalty, and that was justice! I wouldn't say this is exactly like court, but... isn't this similar? Determining who the criminals are with your prosecutor skills, and having them sentenced to execution so they won't be able to hurt any more innocent people?

Besides, I'm here to help you! It's a detective's job, too!

[weeabird]

Mm. Yes, I suppose it is...

[awkwardly silent for slightly too long]

Thank you, Fool Bright.

[thefaceofjustice]

No need to thank me. Having doubts was a good thing. That moral dilemma just goes to show that you're not anything like those killers, Prosecutor Blackquill. You've come a long way and your heart is filled with justice, I'm really proud to stand by your side!