MAGICAL FUN SLEEPOVER PARTY

[weeabird]

[ Time to hang out on this set for a children's show and never sleep or eat fried chicken again. ]

[ Except Taka. Taka is still loving the fried chicken. ]

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[thefaceofjustice]

[Well that was a nice long night of not sleeping, though Bobby doesn't seem particularly affected. Now he's poking at the syrupy bun of a McGriddle with a plastic fork like he can't understand it.]

[weeabird]

[Simon watches him idly. I mean, what else is he going to do.]

[thefaceofjustice]

What do you want to do, Prosecutor Blackquill? Someone volunteered to take all the votes. So we're going along with that, right?

[Offers him the fork with a big piece of pancake-bun speared on it. Hungry?]

[weeabird]

Yes. But things won't be so simple.

[At first moves to push it away, then changes his mind and reaches for the fork instead.]

[kayssistant]

[Kay is trying to feed Taka with bits of chicken in her hand. The question is, will the hawk take the bait?

It's a good thing she's wearing gloves.]

I wonder if he'd prefer grilled chicken...

[Kay, Taka would probably want his chicken raw and freshly killed.]

[thefaceofjustice]

[Hands it over, then takes off a piece of the cheese for himself.]

You mean people might not comply with voting plans? There does seem to be a lack of accountability...

[thefaceofjustice]

I usually feed Taka myself. He likes all kinds of meat, but recently seemed to really enjoy fish!

[robosb4bros]

I'm fairly certain it's meant to be food.

[robosb4bros]

Better watch your fingers. Once it gets a taste of your blood, it'll never leave you alone, you know.

[robosb4bros]

Simon, you realize you're going to have the only bird ever that needs a triple bypass.

[weeabird]

Exactly. Engarde, for one, is something of a wild card. I've no doubt there are others who are simply waiting to gum up the works.

[Takes a bite. It beats prison food, anyway.]

We must be vigilant.

[weeabird]

Ngh. As a predator, he's meant to eat meat...

[Sounding a little dubious about that, though.]

[weeabird]

[Yes, yes he will. OM NOM NOM.]

Hmph. They could have had the decency to provide something a little more fresh...

[robosb4bros]

Does it count as meat if it's 50% fryer grease?

[too soon?]

[weeabird]

All jest aside, what else am I to do? I would prefer he not learn to savor the taste of human flesh, outside of Fool Bright.

[robosb4bros]

Well, I imagine your chaperone would be a healthier option. And I'm sure he has plenty of extremities to spare.

[thefaceofjustice]

Wait, I just remembered, isn't he a convict? And he's loose?????? I need to get some shackles on him!

[thefaceofjustice]

[Stops picking at it and salutes in greeting.]

Oh, Ms. Blackquill! How are things going with you and Prosecutor Blackquill?

[weeabird]

Heh. Watch that he doesn't claw your eyes out - after all, you wouldn't want to make Taka jealous.

[weeabird]

You raise a valid point. Fingers and toes alone would sustain him for quite some time.

[robosb4bros]

Neither of us were placed in a deep fryer, so there's that. You seem cheery this morning.

[robosb4bros]

The reason it's called "finger food."

Why don't you get him to take off those manacles, by the way? It's not like you've got anyplace to escape to.

[weeabird]

[Looks down at them like he's forgotten they're there, and then just slams his hands down, breaking the chain.]

There.

[robosb4bros]

...

...Alright, moving on. What do you think of your chances?

[weeabird]

Of winning or of surviving?