MAGICAL FUN SLEEPOVER PARTY

[weeabird]

[ Time to hang out on this set for a children's show and never sleep or eat fried chicken again. ]

[ Except Taka. Taka is still loving the fried chicken. ]

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[thefaceofjustice]

No one's gotten away with cheating...

So that leaves just voting, doesn't it?

[weeabird]

That's right. That's the only agency available to us right now.

[please for the love of god fool bright figure out what I'm vaguely hinting at]

[thefaceofjustice]

And that's your moral dilemma? I see... we need to take control of the second place vote, since it's happening anyway.

[weeabird]

...So you do understand.

[thefaceofjustice]

[Considers this like a very serious real detective. Slurps his sugar sludge coffee mix.]

......I think it's a good idea.

[weeabird]

I must admit, I am somewhat surprised.

[thefaceofjustice]

But you're a prosecutor, and you're talking about a killer. Many of the killers you had convicted in the past faced the death penalty, and that was justice! I wouldn't say this is exactly like court, but... isn't this similar? Determining who the criminals are with your prosecutor skills, and having them sentenced to execution so they won't be able to hurt any more innocent people?

Besides, I'm here to help you! It's a detective's job, too!

[weeabird]

Mm. Yes, I suppose it is...

[awkwardly silent for slightly too long]

Thank you, Fool Bright.

[thefaceofjustice]

No need to thank me. Having doubts was a good thing. That moral dilemma just goes to show that you're not anything like those killers, Prosecutor Blackquill. You've come a long way and your heart is filled with justice, I'm really proud to stand by your side!

[weeabird]

...Stubborn dotard. You would be better off at the side of my sister, or of Faraday-dono or Fey-dono.

[thefaceofjustice]

Huh? But we're partners!

[weeabird]

Regardless of the outcome of this debacle, we will not be partners for much longer.

[thefaceofjustice]

But I told you before, I'll never give up on you!

[weeabird]

Now is not the time for that nonsense!

[thefaceofjustice]

It's the truth!

[weeabird]

SILENCE! If we were still in LA, I would already—!!

[thefaceofjustice]

You...

[Throws his hands up suddenly, knocking his coffee over.]

That's right! You're still alive!!!

[weeabird]

I've already eluded the Grim Reaper once. I don't expect to do it a second time.

[thefaceofjustice]

Prosecutor Blackquill..!

[Abruptly starts crying. And knocks over Simon's coffee as he grabs him into a forceful hug.]

I was afraid you were going to die! Don't worry, I won't let your second chance go to waste!

[weeabird]

What do you think is going to happen to me, you fool? We've proposed a plan of action in which criminals are executed!

[thefaceofjustice]

That's different! In the name of justice, I'm not going to let anything happen to you!

[weeabird]

Think before your speak! Your careless words have an effect on others!

[thefaceofjustice]

[HUFFS. He's not hugging him anymore, now he's just grabbing his arms a little too tightly.]

Maybe so, but your life has an effect on people, too!

[weeabird]

[slumps a little]

It's not as though I want to die...

[thefaceofjustice]

...

[Loosens his almost bruising grip.]

Just leave it to me. I need you alive, Prosecutor Blackquill.